Tuesday, November 07, 2006

In Search Of...

....a pill or magical potion to turn me back into "nice momma" and "loving wife".

Must have special ingredients to banish all "cranky pants" and "need to throw dishes" behaviors. An additive to turn perma frowns into glowing smiles would be extremely helpful.

Do you have some? Please mail me a case if you do!

8 comments:

SalGal said...

If I had this magic pill I'd be hoarding it all to myself!

In the mean time, take two of these and call me in the morning.

monica said...

And I'd kick Sal Gal's a&s for it LOLOLOLOLOLOL oops sorry. Feeling a bit saucy myself.

Katherine said...

Uh duh, heard of chocolate?? :)

Dave said...

Mmmmmmmm.... Prozac Brownies!

Chicka said...

One bottle of vodka, two large bars of chocolate. Mix well.

SalGal said...

I find the non fat decaf toffee nut latte w/o whipped cream at Starbucks works for me as well.

Or chocolate. 70% cacao. It's all good.

Praying for your Prodigal said...

After 32 years of domestic bliss.....I fear such things come with the territory.

The best solution I've heard of is a friend, whose mother would wear a lace cloth on her head when they came home from school to visually let her children know....it wasn't a good day! This lace cloth...I don't know what it's called....was like her prayer headwear (she was Catholic). So when my friend ran into the house after school...he would look at his mom closely--if she wasn't wearing this cloth...he knew it was safe to enter! If she was wearing the lace cloth....he knew he better be on his best behavior!

Sounds pretty good doesn't it! Better than illegal drugs anyway!

Diane

DramaMama said...

Prozac. It works for me.

:):)